What Would Douglas Say?

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." ~ Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
I wonder what Douglas Adams would have thought of the smartwatch? Apple fan though he was I believe that he would have looked on them as completely ridiculous and skewered them the same way.