Someone Hit The 'Get Stupid' Button And The Nico Gerard Pinnacle Is What It Delivered

Yes, that's a watch wearing... a watch. In this case a Nico Gerard Pinnacle watch with an Apple Watch attached to its clasp. No idea who Nico Gerard are (is?) but they've certainly succeeded in drumming up some notoriety for themselves with the announcement of this abomination.
I think the only thing more ridiculous would be the notion of someone thinking of buying one.